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The Singing Bird Story

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Imagine, there is a nice bird on a tree singing with a beautiful voice, mean while these people passed by and saw him, what will they do?

French: Sing along with the bird and try to copy his singing voice.
Spanish: Dance on the bird’s rhythm.
Italian: Draw the bird with the tree and the area around it.
Indian: Make him “God” and warship him.
Chinese: Catch him and make him a meal.
Japanese: Manufacture an electronic bird looking and sounding like him.
Jewish: Start crying, then demand for the copyrights of the bird since he is from King Silliman’s birds generation, then will demand all people that passes by the bird to pay fees to watch and listen to him.
American: Create a movie of the bird’s history.
Egyptian: Copy the American movie and make it a social movie.
Saudi: Forbid the bird from singing and consider it against the religion and will shoot the bird.
Kuwaiti: Never agree what to do with the bird or his singing “as always, never finalize an issue”.

P.S. This is only a joke, i mean no offense or disgrace against any nation or religion.