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Microsoft Software Prank

Admin — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:47:16 +0000

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Cadbury Commercial

Admin — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 14:13:23 +0000

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Best Hidden Camera Video

Admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 13:23:01 +0000

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What is 5 x 5 = ?

Admin — Tue, 25 May 2010 09:55:54 +0000

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Polish Divorce

Admin — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 21:00:43 +0000

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. But one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him to arrange a divorce. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read… it say: Polish Remover

Emailed by: Asya Adel

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Saudi with his Sheep inside the Bank

Admin — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:00:50 +0000

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The Coffee Cup and the Insect

Admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:22:41 +0000

What will happen if you got an insect in Your cup of coffee?

The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will:

1- Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
2- Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
3- Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah , Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons!
4- Keep on crying bout anti-semitism and violations of Human rights?
5- Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
6- Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
7- Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and Electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
8- Ask the United States for urgent military support and a Loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
9- Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner By making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the Century.
10- Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be Standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

Emailed by: Asya Adel, thanks

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Living the HOPE!

Admin — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 07:20:09 +0000

The birds watching these two people HOPING for a peace of bread to be given to them, but the poor guys did not know that these two HUMAN will lick their fingers after finishing ALL the food!

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