Funny Sign Slogans
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- Radiator shop “Best Place in Town to take a Leak”
- Plumbers truck “We repair what your husband tried to fix”
- Pizza shop “7 days without pizza makes one weak”
- Tire shop “Invite us to your next blowout”
- Plastic Surgeont “Hello. Can we pick your nose or would you rather do it”
- Towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows”
- Non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action”
- Optometrist office “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place”
- Taxidermist window “We really know our stuff”
- On a house fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive”
- Muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”
- Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
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March 27, 2009 at 1:42 am
Non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action”
- Optometrist office “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place”
LOOL !!! totally loved those !!
March 27, 2009 at 10:23 am
I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don’t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.
Sarah
March 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm
cooookiez: i agree.
Sarah: you are always welcome.