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Funny Sign Slogans

shop sign
- Radiator shop “Best Place in Town to take a Leak”

- Plumbers truck “We repair what your husband tried to fix”

- Pizza shop “7 days without pizza makes one weak”

- Tire shop “Invite us to your next blowout”

- Plastic Surgeont “Hello. Can we pick your nose or would you rather do it”

- Towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows”

- Non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action”

- Optometrist office “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place”

- Taxidermist window “We really know our stuff”

- On a house fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive”

- Muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”

- Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

Mar25

3 Responses to “Funny Sign Slogans”

  1. Non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action”
    - Optometrist office “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place”

    LOOL !!! totally  loved those !!

  2. Sarah adoptpet.info Says:
    March 27, 2009 at 10:23 am

    I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don’t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.

    Sarah

  3. cooookiez: i agree.

    Sarah: you are always welcome.

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