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The Coffee Cup and the Insect

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What will happen if you got an insect in Your cup of coffee?

The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will:

1- Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
2- Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
3- Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah , Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons!
4- Keep on crying bout anti-semitism and violations of Human rights?
5- Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
6- Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
7- Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and Electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
8- Ask the United States for urgent military support and a Loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
9- Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner By making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the Century.
10- Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be Standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

Emailed by: Asya Adel, thanks